Begginers guide to memes part 4: The best meme... i've ever had.

Greetings one and all, since we have already met the self-proclaimed King of memes (e.g. trollface)

It's time to meet the Queen of memes.

And that queen is... well Queen.

I'm a meme, passing by like mr me-gusta. Gonna go go go, theres no stopping me!

Freddie is an image macro (that is to say, an image that can be copied and pasted) usually used to portray a situation of great achievement.

Such as say, passing an incredibly difficult exam with flying colours.

Freddie is part of a series of characters used in Rage Comics. (We will have a blog on those later, they are essentially comics printed with memes for humorous results)

Unfortunately Mr Fahrenheit can also be used to portray a situation where victory was cruely snatched away at the last minute.

Nothing really matters... too meme.

And there you have it, if your situation is laughter or tears Freddie Mercury will always be there to better describe your situation. Till next time everybody.  
- Me Time Gifts

Begginers guide to memes part 3: Y U No read blog?

Hello everyone, and welcome to part 3 of our meme-tastic extravaganza.

Today we shall be learning about, a character that we have all been at one point, you know when people just dont do as they're told, or somthing wont work properly for no reason what so ever... I bring you


Y U No?! - guy.

Sober self, Y U NO understand what being drunk is?

Y U NO (Internet speak for "Why you no?" or grammatically correct "Why don't you?")
 due to the quite common place question, Y u no guy is a very versatile meme.

Being used everywhere from rap music...

Y'all act like you've never seen a meme person before...

To goverment protest...

Good news is he did... bad news, Gaddafi is stil being a troll.

And there you have it, next time life gives you lemons simply pucker your lips, narrows your eyes, raise your arms and say. Life... Y U no stop giving me lemons?!

MeTimeGifts

EMERGENCY REVIEW: Warhammer 40,000 SPACE MARINE

Attention all willing servants of the Emperor.

This message is of high value and must not fall into heretical hands...


Hello everyone, I apologies for our delay in meme-knowledge but I played something today, a demo... a demo of Warhammer 40,000 Space Marine.  And It blew me away.

Yep... blown away.

For those who don't know, Warhammer 40,000 Space Marine is a 3rd person shooter coming to the XBOX, PS3 and PC in September.

In this 3rd person blood-fest, you shall take the role of a Space Marine, a super-human defender of the Imperium of Man and angel of death sent by the Emperor.

Story-line of the game is pretty sketchy as of now, with no real details being spilled just yet, all we know is there is a human controlled planet under siege by Orks and you must aid the defense.


Okay now for the good stuff... Gameplay.
Controls are very tight, sensitivity for turning and such can be tuned at will, yet it starts off pretty solid anyway.

The space marine you take control of handles very well, being able to roll into and out of combat and behind cover. Sprint from place to place, fire with relative accuracy and fight in close combat fluently and without any problems.

Not only weighty and gory, but the close combat flows well and is satisfying.

All of the weapons feel ever so meaty and combat is gory and brutally enjoyable, you really feel every blow, and for once a game developer has understood what a Bolter (signature weapon of the marines) should feel and handle like (I.e. semi-automatic... might as well be firing explosive trucks)

Another part of the demo gave you access to an assault pack, kind of like a low altitude jetpack combined with a nuclear warhead, not only did it allow me to leap from one side of the level to another with the greatest of ease, but it also let me plummet down and strike the enemy from above. Shock and Awe doesn't even begin to cut it.

To be honest if the final product is going to be anything like the demo, we may have a rival for titles such as Gears of War 3. (No disrespect towards Gears 3 of course, I have played and loved the gears series since day one and will continue to do so. Hey maybe I'll review that too when it comes out.)

Definatly pick this one up. In name of the Emperor!

Beginners guide to Memes Part 2 (Pronounded T-hoo)

Well hello everybody, once again we dive into the wonderful and amazing world of Memes and internet jokes.

Since we have already met our good friend Me Gusta it is time to go to the opposite end of the spectrum, the darkside of memes if you will.

Keep that holy water handy since this... diabolical individual may aswell be the manifestation of internet 'evulz' I bring you...

Trollface -

This... demonic apparition exists for only on purpose, to annoy.

You see 'Trolling' as it is called on the internet, is simply trying to cause trouble and shenanigans for fun, starting arguments, insulting someone to try and provoke a response, playing practical jokes and in general mischief.

And this isn't ONLY applicable to humans, anyone remember that whole ash-cloud thing stopping air transport a while back?

We will bring you to justice... troll-cano.

Also his catch-phrase 'Problem?' is just... dark magic to infuriate.
So now all that trolling shenanigans is out of the way, why not scrub the foul taint from your soul with a fine selection of soaps from Me Time Gifts?

All these Memes and more can be found at Memebase.com.

The return of the Me Time Gifts Blog! And the intro, of somthing special.

Hello one and all I have returned bringing news of sales and bubbly goodness from Me Time Gifts.

But before we get into all the celebrations I think it is time to educate our readers on a very special topic.

In this crazy old place we call the internet, we don't just buy insanely highquallity soap at rock bottom prices oh no, it was also be a place of humor and shenanigans... yes SHENANIGANS.

In this Mini-series of blogs I shall be introducing you to the 'in-jokes' of the internet known as 'memes' (Pronunced meems) and all the fun and splendiforous (it's a word dont judge me) hours of joy they can provide.

To start let's take something we can all relate to... 'Me Gusta'   (For those of you who speak Spanish you will know 'Me Gusta' means 'I Like.')

'Me Gusta' is a cartoon face posted whenever someone encounters something they like.

Handsom Devil... 'Me Gusta'

Such as lets say, the child like WHIMSICASLLITY of being served vegtables that look... vaugely like trees.

C'mon we've all done it... and its soo good.

And there you have it, the WONDER and er GLAMOR...ODIUS   'Me Gusta'.

Who knows maybe we'll change our name to 'Me-Gusta Time Gifts' we can but hope... until next time everybody.

(Warning: Glamorodius is not a word, do not use it in an attempt to look intelligent.)
(All these memes and even more fun stuff can be found at Memebase.com)